you'll ALWAYS be my T H U N D E R
joombenn:

joombenn:

i sent this to the Dallas Stars’ snapchat account

jesus fucking christ

joombenn:

joombenn:

i sent this to the Dallas Stars’ snapchat account

jesus fucking christ
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modestmgmtofficial:

identical twins have so much power tbh last year my lab partner steve came in with pierced ears and everyone was like whoa steve when did u get them pierced and he was like i’ve had them for 3 years. i’m not steve. and he just sat down and started taking notes. the next day steve came in and was like did u guys see my brother jake yesterday lmao we switched schools

billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

quickbewitty:

quickbewitty:

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose

feellng:

Cutest german shepherd puppies EVER!

swiftthefox:

I got to see some baby pandas this week!