you'll ALWAYS be my T H U N D E R
Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’
Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard   (via lapalomanegra)
I was behind her, against her, moving in her with firm rhythm, taking her. She was mine. Then I breathed the words into her neck and she did something, I don’t know what. Maybe she spread her legs slightly wider, or altered the angle of her hips, but through some feminine magic my cock was suddenly deeper, a fraction of an inch that felt like infinity. I held myself there. I was perfect and I was home and the world could have ended at that moment.
(via dansonstudis)
She rode on airplanes and fell asleep in hotel beds. Dreaming of far away places - writing poetry with her sunset eyes.
Michael Faudet

i-ll-be-mother:

Is Robert Downey Jr’s facebook even real?

constantneverland:

namastetoyoutoo:

This is by far my favorite tweet ever.

Preach.

constantneverland:

namastetoyoutoo:

This is by far my favorite tweet ever.

Preach.